defining it

To fully utilise those fast food tear out coupons, we decide to choose a remote outlet where we have yet to venture together.

The tray liner kind of ignited my 'corncrap' brilliant ideas before I consumed my meal. The fast food joint is currently having a contest where it allows customers to capture their favourite moments when consuming its food or being in one of its joints.

How about these ideas for a favourite moment to be captured on film:
1) breaking into one of the outlets after closing time
2) pretending to behead the mascot
3) its food remains infested with rats and roaches

*sick, evil yet harmless smiles*